[Flaming Red Queen Dan Yami Atem Green von Baden-Windsor-Cairo-Timbuktu-Kyoto-Pittsburgh (et. al.) is eating strawberries while being carried around on a scarlett throne by some very overworked and underpaid people dressed up in red cards. Red Duel Monster cards. And he also has a pair of very kicking red high heels on under that dress.]Right, I'm ( Read more... )

[Is on a cell phone. How's it getting reception? Don't ask.]

--WHAT!?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!? GET KEVIN ON THE PHONE! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO HIM-WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S BUSY!? GODS!!

[He hangs up and tosses his phone away. It promptly explodes upon impact with whatever it lands on.]

I can't believe I have to work with him. SCOWL FACE!

I hereby declare it to be Yami appreciation day!

I love me!

Who else loves me?

No, nonono, get off the ice. Get off the ice--DICK! [Throws DS]

Bastard took my ice.

He took my ice.

...dick.

[And on the PA system comes an all-too-familiar voice!]

ATTENTION DUELISTS!...And now with that obligatory inside reference out of the way...

It is October, and as such, I declare it Buy Girl Scout Cookies Month! All Dressing Room residents are very, very, very, VERY strongly encouraged to buy at least ten boxes a piece! You know, lest you find ( Read more... )

[All of a sudden, outside there is a huge, huge, HUGE wedding party. I mean, there are tons of people outside. It's a big ol' wedding party, with the bride, who has hair a littlel ike Yami and who looks like this all happy and blushing. She looks a bit like Kiki, but judging by the fact that Kiki is in a dress, trying to assimilate the bridal party ( Read more... )

Ok, that does it! The gloomy air that is pervading this place has been here long enough! Even the midgets are being emo! The midgets, I tell you, what is this world coming to ( Read more... )

[A limousine purrs to a halt nearby, and out pops an Abridged Yami. He tosses his hair from side to side Charlie's Angels style and glances sideways at whoever happens to be standing nearby]

I'm back, baby!

[His hand goes to hip, and his head tilts with traces of a pout evident on his lips as the limo takes off into the unknown]

... Wait, where am I

[All of a sudden, there is a very loud, obnoxious sound, like that of a jackhammer on concrete. Sure, you can try tuning it out. But it's everywhere. In fact, it's as if someone is jackhammering on every floor. And yet, no one's in sight ( Read more... )

Attention all so-called 'fans'. Come to the rooftop as soon as possible.

I'd like a word with all of you. Yes....a word.